i no longer exist. look, the pressure to be present on myspace and in real life is too great, so i am leaving the ole livejournal. besides, i am spending too much energy blogging instead of writing my stories and we both know which one is going to lead to lasting admiration in the literary community ( Read more... )

6:45 am - they started jackhammering outside my fucking door. as much as i hate the oc for all its head-up-its-ass ignorance about what the rest of the world goes through, at least they dont wake up all the rich, fat residents before 8 with construction - and even that is rare ( Read more... )

today went and worked out - first time all week - and afterward felt like riding bike around neighborhood. i love my neighborhood so much. there was a storm the other night and because we have trees coming out our asses, there are branches - whole big branches covered in bright green leaves - all over the streets. the other night, one such branch ( Read more... )

I've decided to speak entirely in italics today, except when I write. I will write in standard ( Read more... )

personality test was wrong but the pig was fun

Man at Thai restaurant where we ate tonight: "Hi, can you seat us in a warm spot? Where's the warmest spot in here?"

Sometimes all it takes is a well-timed look between friends across a table and you're spitting Tom Ka soup everywhere....

Stories From The Sushi Bar:a woman with a big Greek man named Credos confided in me that her ex-husband was sitting at the bar, waiting for a table and she was hoping to god he wouldn't be seated next to her and her date. The Greek explained, in an accent dripping with olive oil: "He think I the reason for divorce. I complete innocent, of course!" ( Read more... )

Sounds I Hate:

My dog chewing on her butt in the middle of the night
A mosquito in my ear
The way my voice sounds when I talk and cry at the same time
The clinking of my bedroom ceiling fan when it's turned all the way up
The beeping of a backing up truck
Hair cells dying in my ears
My dog smacking her lips when she sleeps
Aerobics instructors

Me and You and Everyone We Know. I have never felt so unalone in my life.

first night on the floor at new restaurant job - made an undisclosed amount of money (undisclosed because I don't want you thieving bastards to come to my house and take it), but will just say it was more than I've ever made before ( Read more... )