Two years ago I was depressed at New Years because the woman I loved was with another man, but I had hope that she would be with me in the near future. Last year at New Years I was really happy as she had changed her mind, and even though we weren't physically together we were together in spirit in a strong and healthy relationship ( Read more... )

...I'll just go get us some champagne. Do you takes yours with sugar? Why not take off your shoes and relax on my fake-snake-skin bed-sheets. You can take more than your shoes off if you want. *wink ( Read more... )

Yup, my cheif weapon is surprise. :-) Surprise and fear... My two chief weapons are surprise and fear and an almost fanatical devotion to Ron Howard. Look, I'll just come in again, shall I ( Read more... )

Yup, I've changed my smileys things to goats as I'm just that sort of guy. The sort that likes goats. It's based around a goat that my uncle used to have. He was called Charlie Haughy. You guys have no idea who Charley Haughy is, do you? Well there's no point in learning now as he's dead ( Read more... )

I swore to myself that I'd never make one of these things, but here I am coerced by fate. Bah!

So, what to say? Well I'm sick. That's not good. Not good at all.

Well that should be enough, don't you think? I think so. I wouldn't want to know anymore about me if I were someone else anyway.