Hundred Fourth Explosion

[god_is_a_dude]

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[Well, Luceti. We have come to the twenty first and as such on this last day of AUs, someone who had been avoiding them for the whole time is now taken by then... albeit they don't know it, as per everyone else. That is to say...

Haruhi Suzumiya is all up in your business

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[broke_destiny]

[This is Keiichi... Looking at Haruhi with an unreadable expression and it's logical, last time he talked to this kid he was a boy. He is sure of it. But he has also become sure that people are being changed around after looking g at the journals a bit more closely. He just doesn't think he himself has changed at all, so he just seems to be unaffected this time in his opinion.

Apparently Haruki wasn't so lucky.]

New clothing, kid?

[Because what else could he say to this child? Specially being frigging sure she was a boy until, what, yesterday?]

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[god_is_a_dude]

[Turn and- oh it's still so weird that he's an adult. Haruhi pulls her arms over herself as in the icon and-] What, are you a pervert now?

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[broke_destiny]

[That's a disgusting idea, child. And he shows it in his face.]

Please, I'm a married man and Reina is by far more my type than you. Besides you're too young. Heck, you are old enough to be my daughter in the time you're from.

[He pauses and looks at her new clothes for a moment.]

Shouldn't you cover a bit more though? You worry about me but not about real perverts?

[So what if in canon she dresses like that most of the time, it doesn't mean her father necessarily approves of her daughter moving away from frilly dresses and skirts that cover down to her knees.]

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[god_is_a_dude]

[Papa Keiichi you make everything more awkward. She just stares blankly at him, seeing if she can transmit her thoughts to him for the time being. Namely how she could kick any pervert's ass and use their testicles as a necklace war trophy. Or something to that effect]

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[lukanightfever]

[You know what? After seeing a female Captain Usopp, Luka just... Isn't going to care. As far as she has seen they are still mostly the same in the inside. So she smiles brightly at Haruhi upon seeing her going to the store for new clothes.]

Someone seems to need a new change of clothes.

[Which would be Haruki's name if he was born a girl? Usopp's name didn't change but Haruki really sounds bad for a girl...]

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[god_is_a_dude]

[Oh hey Luka. These clothes are so big she might as well be swimming in them, so you get a slightly quizzical expression but then a nod and a shrug]

Seriously. I think my closet got Shifted during the quake or something.

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[lukanightfever]

[Or maybe you are the one who got shifted.]

It could be, you aren't the first one with that problem lately. Because those are your clothes, right? I mean, maybe they mixed up wardrobes or something upon rebuilding everything?

[If she didn't know better it could be a possibility.]

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[god_is_a_dude]

If I asked for a sitrep I'd ask for it, Luke. Jeez. [Just let her bitch and moan in these floppy clothes, you robot! Also duck-pout]

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[thebossdaughter]

Talk for yourself, I'm actually starting to have fun with all this...

[Really... Haruki? As a girl? And an easy to recognize one with that hairband and tone? Even the face is the same, except, well, female.

Now... Where the heck is her camera? She has to get this illustrated for future use.]

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[god_is_a_dude]

Good for you.

[... :|]

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[thebossdaughter]

[Laughs.]

Maybe you just aren't using this situation properly? Want to come with me to take pictures of the people that have gone nuts? We could use them for blackmailing them later on to have them do things for us.

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[god_is_a_dude]

Ooooh... that is a pretty good idea, isn't it?

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[flamesofanger]

[Surely in this place a blue haired guy walking around with a metal box as tall as half of his body as a backpack isn't anything new or interesting in Luceti, right? He may even seem to be just as bored as Haruhi is on his walk... Except that actually he's just annoyed and angry like always.]

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[god_is_a_dude]

[...!

He might have a body in that box or something interesting like that. That's clearly cause to start to stalk this fellow to see what's up with him]

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[flamesofanger]

[It certainly could fit a body. After all it fits a full body armor... With a curious design. Unfortunately Ikki really isn't up to anything interesting, just going to his usual place to train. He notices a Cosmos following him but he is beyond caring so long as it's not an evil one so whatever, so he just keeps walking.]

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[god_is_a_dude]

[Jeez for a guy with a body-box he's pretty boring. She keeps on going for a while but this isn't fun after about five minutes of it. Loser what's with this stupid stupid baka idiot.]

[pinkribbons]

[meanwhile the slightly older than normal Yuzu is in Brigade HQ, busy making copies of Haruki's latest project flier. Whatever they may be. Sometimes he asks for fliers only to want them shredded the next day because he got bored with the plan. Either way, she has her back to the door and is rather absorbed in the task.]

[god_is_a_dude]

[...! It's Yoohoo! Haruki puts on a decidedly lewd smirk and starts to scamper on into the HQ. But why's she doing the copying, doesn't she usually make Mikage do that...? Well, maybe she's taking initiative. Either way super sneak Haruhi tries to get behind her...]

[pinkribbons]

[...of course, sensing someone sneaking up behind her activates this Yuzu's martial arts training. As the shape moves closer, she whirls and kicks, aiming directly for the unknown assailant's face!]

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[god_is_a_dude]

[WHOA SHIT- Okay, that's unexpected...! But she catches it on reflex of all that training Aya put her through way back when that she's kept up with since]