Hundred Fourth Explosion

[god_is_a_dude]

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[Well, Luceti. We have come to the twenty first and as such on this last day of AUs, someone who had been avoiding them for the whole time is now taken by then... albeit they don't know it, as per everyone else. That is to say...

Haruhi Suzumiya is all up in your business

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[Voice]

[thebossdaughter]

Talk for yourself, I'm actually starting to have fun with all this...

[Really... Haruki? As a girl? And an easy to recognize one with that hairband and tone? Even the face is the same, except, well, female.

Now... Where the heck is her camera? She has to get this illustrated for future use.]

[Voice]

[god_is_a_dude]

Good for you.

[... :|]

[Voice]

[thebossdaughter]

[Laughs.]

Maybe you just aren't using this situation properly? Want to come with me to take pictures of the people that have gone nuts? We could use them for blackmailing them later on to have them do things for us.

[Voice]

[god_is_a_dude]

Ooooh... that is a pretty good idea, isn't it?

[Voice]

[thebossdaughter]

We should at least make good use of those things while we are at it. Otherwise it would indeed be just boring.

[Not that it's ever boring with Squalo around, but he's Viper's personal troll-toy, she's not going to share him.]

So, are you in or not?

[Voice]

[god_is_a_dude]

Deal. Let's get rolling, Mammon.

[Voice]

[thebossdaughter]

[Jeez, is she going to have to correct everyone forever? It's a bit canon annoying, but whatever.]

Viper, it's Viper, mu~.

So? Where shall we meet? I have enough material for papa and Squ-qu already.

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[god_is_a_dude]

...Papa?

[Voice]

[god_is_a_dude]

Alright then, Viper~ let's meet up at the plaza.

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[thebossdaughter]

Xanxus-papa... Though he claims to not have children, not that that's new.

[She shrugs.]

The plaza, okay!

[And she'll be going... Teleporting to the plaza right then, journal still in hands. What, it's never a bad time to practice.]

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[god_is_a_dude]

[No it isn't. But Haruhi here is still reeling about the idea of the still faceless Xanxus (who she pictures as having a generic set of Italian features... and a mustache) being Ma- Viper's dad. That's weird. Which is why she seems to be spacing out in her pacing around the plaza]

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[thebossdaughter]

[Haruhi isn't the only one finding that weird, at least.

Viper doesn't think so, though. And by the time she will know it all... She will just keep up the parade to later claim that she was just trolling all of them. Because that will be better than to admit that she was caught up in this crazy experiment.

Viper sees Haruhi spacing out and teleports right in front of her.]

Booo!

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[god_is_a_dude]

[...!]

Oi! What!

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[thebossdaughter]

Mu~, you were spacing out.

[And that's not fun, get a pout before she shoves a handful of photographs in your hands. All of Squalo and Xanxus in the middle of different shenanigans]

Here, you can have those of papa and Squ-qu. I have tons more anyway and it wouldn't be fair for you to not have some of them too.

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[god_is_a_dude]

[...So that's what Xanxus looks like.

But Squalo with- short hair? Oh that's cool]

Huh. Thanks, these're good.

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[thebossdaughter]

[Unfortunately this Viper isn't aware of how important the pictures of Squalo with short hair are, but she keeps several of them anyway. For her he had no reasons to make a vow, thus no reasons to let his hair grow, and for him it's the same. However... She won't let it go that easily once things are back.]

Aren't they? So? Where should we start of?