Seventy-Fifth Explosion

[god_is_a_dude]

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[To be honest... Haruki still isn't 100% better. He's still not cool with Rena yet, not to mention anyone he happened to piss off when he was sulking. But there's stuff to be done; it's Christmas after all. And thus, he coughs before starting this awkwardly with-]You know, plenty of you folks lack dates for Christmas, don't you? Huh

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[so_shik]

What kind of job could you have for me that you needed to filter it?

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[god_is_a_dude]

A top-secret SOS-Brigade plan, obvious.

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[so_shik]

So spill, I'm listening. Unless you'd rather talk in person.

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[god_is_a_dude]

[...A pause. He might rather in person, but that would claw him out of hiding; him and Rena are still avoiding each other in the house, after all. Someone should really force him to talk but neither has the balls the House probably hasn't had dinner together since December started lol] Simple. You still have the measurements on file for all the Brigaders right? I need you to make Santa-suits in many colors for a Super-Santa-Sentai team I'm forming.

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[Buffy thinks you have a point about the Malnosso liking American holidays, and so there's some rustling as she dog-ears the page, hoping to remember to tell Kirk about it later. It's the kind of thing he's want to know.

But while she's here she might as well:] There's more to Christmas than just the dull, old, and boring virgin birth. There's also the part with mistletoe and Christmas trees and big turkey dinners and--oh! Stockings. They are without a doubt the very best of the best when it comes to Christmas.

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[god_is_a_dude]

None of those have mysterious happening-[...Wait] The hell's a stocking got to do with anything?

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How can a fat man in a red suit fit down every single chimney in the world in one night, huh? Either he's got a lot of butter, or he's also a mysterious happening.

[Chuckling.] Stockings are pretty much everything to do with anything. You get a stocking filled with treats on the morning. Little presents.

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[god_is_a_dude]

No, Santa's an obvious lie. He was probably invented by a candy or soda company and then got taken up all over Earth. Real mysteries have logic to them; get a clue.

[...A pause, and then-] Stockings, huh? That's erotic.

someone does not like this "elderly leave" thing at all

[sandwichofdoubt]

...You know, i'm not some bloody stooped old man.

[god_is_a_dude]

So? You're still clearly too old to be a sentai- [...Wait, what did they call them in the Western world? Oh, yeah-] Power Ranger team.

[Ignoring that he oculd be on elf support, well, easily]

[goggle_syndrome]

How come I'm on "youth leave"?

[god_is_a_dude]

Because as a small child [...Ignoring that Rika is physically younger than him] it's your primary duty over the holidays to passive-aggressively beg people for gifts and/or enjoy the holiday at large, obviously. What with that epoch, to lay on more orders would be ridiculous.

Plus a young person can't be an SOS-S3, it ruins the sentai vibe.

[goggle_syndrome]

Oh. I guess that makes sense...whatever passive-aggressively is.

I still want to do something though, Daisuke and I are getting bored. Well, I am, anyway. I'm just guessing he's bored, too.

[god_is_a_dude]

[...Okay wait-] Who the hell's Daisuke?

[ahappylie]

Is that what they are? Western holidays?

[god_is_a_dude]

Halloween and Christmas sure are, yeah. So's Valentines, which is coming up in February.

[ahappylie]

...what is Valentines?

[god_is_a_dude]

It's a holiday for lovers on the fourteenth of February. I dunno the origin but these days in Japan we celebrate it by way of girls giving chocolate to guys they like. Then us males return the favorite on March 14th; White Day.