You know, I complain about being Creator of the Universe a lot, but it's not really a bad way to make a living. The key is knowing which shortcuts to take. For instance, when I created this one, I used shoddy, inferior materials wherever I could. That's why you'll notice the cheap stuff is real plentiful and the expensive stuff is pretty hard ( Read more... )

Mini-Me, errrr, I mean, Jesus, has been worked up into a complete frenzy over this Mel Gibson movie. The reason for this seems to be that someone (hint: he's got a Pope hat) told Him that The Passion is the fourth movie in the Mad Max trilogy. The Boy thinks He's Mad Max ( Read more... )

I need some advice VERY QUICKLY. Which would be better? Asteroid or Comet? No reason for asking, I'm just a little curious. Please answer ASAP!!!

Dear XTC,

Yes, I got the letter. Whine much? "Starving on their feet?" WTF does that mean?!? I can't tell if you want Me to send food or chaises lounge. Go ahead and plan on meeting some pretty pissed off people once I make it known that it was YOU who talked Me out of the Reduced Beer Pricing Initiative I was considering. Wankers.

-GDC

Cool! Someone who wishes to remain anonymous gave Me a 2 Months Paid Livejournal Account! I know who you are, and rest assured that when it comes time for you to shed your mortal coil, you have truly earned a place by My side in Heaven*!

*for approximately 60 days.

***whistles innocently***

6 days to create it.
1 day to rest from it.
An eternity to regret it.

OMMWTF?

Hi, my username is god_dot_com, and it appears the journal has been suspended, but I have no idea why. There hasn't even been any activity on that account for several weeks. I'd like to know why it has been suspended, please. I am sure I have not violated any rules.

Thank you. Dear LiveJournal User god_dot_com ( Read more... )

It's about time for another Mass...

...Extinction.

Q. If God is so powerful that He can do anything, can He create a Pope that He can't kill?

A. Yes, evidently.