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Don't look, Ethel!!

Jun 12, 2004 12:11

FINALLY, I did something right. That Me-damned Ray Stevens has been a thorn in My side ever since that asinine song "The Streak." You think it's a good thing to encourage the average American to drop trou' and run around the general public? It's disgusting, is what it is. It's bad enough that I have to see them while they shower. And that " ( Read more... )

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goatboy94 June 12 2004, 09:35:23 UTC

I love you, got_dot_com.

docwebster June 12 2004, 09:35:41 UTC

Look, omnipotence-boy, what's the big damn idea with taking Ray Charles? Putz.

god_dot_com June 12 2004, 09:42:53 UTC

Who? Oh Shit.

docwebster June 12 2004, 09:58:22 UTC

I mean, I didn't mind when you took Ol' Prsident Helmet Hair. But this is right up there on your list of screwups with the duck billed platypus and Cleveland.

scarred2112 June 12 2004, 16:09:36 UTC

The city or the President? 'Cause the city's actually underrated...

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koyaanisqatsi June 12 2004, 10:18:33 UTC

Is that a totoro in your icon?

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koyaanisqatsi June 14 2004, 20:18:48 UTC

I was curious because I had just seen My Neighbor Totoro the previous day. I love the Ghibli films.

sabrina_pandora June 12 2004, 09:48:54 UTC

Um, God? It's me, Sabrina.

Um, you might want to check the records on that Stevens thing. I think You might have smited (Smitten? Smote?) the wrong fellow. Did You want the annoying country music comedian who deserves to burn for an eternity in a lake of fire being subjected to Jim Nabors musical recordings at 33 speed, or were You aiming at the beloved blind blues singer who pretty much never hurt anyone?

I know You're omniscient and all that, but I guess I'm just a little confused here... please don't send a lightning bolt my way. This is new hair. And I have a pedicure appointment next week that Wai would be very upset if I missed. Thank You, and may You be With You.

krasota June 12 2004, 13:09:39 UTC

will God smite me for being able to quote/sing Ray Stevens at will?

Can he play the spoons?

sabrina_pandora June 12 2004, 17:38:34 UTC

Good question. Maybe just some time in Purgatory?

And as for that spoons thing, I think that falls under the "rock too heavy for Him to lift" category... He could, He just won't.

Hope I don't get smited for being presumptuous... smote.. smitten.. smat... whatever it is He does...

Re: Sabrina morphix84 June 12 2004, 21:31:17 UTC

Smote.

lightning_rose June 12 2004, 10:05:05 UTC

Hey Yaweh! You may have smote the wrong Ray, but you were dead on target with the Reagan.
I'm just sorry you couldn't have pulled that one off 25 or 40 years earlier.

cobain_x_mortis June 12 2004, 18:42:13 UTC

best comment ever.