For those of you who were wondering, this is when the world is going to end.

My LiveJournal Sitcomgod_christ In The City (BRAVO, 10:30): god_christ (Chris Farley) wipes boblovesmusic (Dennis Quaid)'s laptop. Soon afterwards, kjax (George Lazenby) is allergic to richips (Jon Voight)'s pain-killer tablets. At the same time, groov_e (Abe Vigoda) tells thats_mr_box (Mary Stuart Masterson) about Scientology. The next day, brizee ( Read more... )

Hahahahaha... kittens give Yahweh gas.

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I'm going on a power trip. Maybe I'll go do some smiting. Eh, maybe I should wait until the apocalypse. Man, I'm so sick of these people waiting for the Messiah. When is that Armageddon thing, anyway? Maybe I can talk to those Four Horsemen guys about bumping it earlier, just so I can cut out earlier.

I don't know what Fred Phelps is talking about. God loves fags.

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