ProtctorOfHyrule: maybe i should get ready for work ( Read more... )

so im home for a couple more days until i have to go to work. ive seen a few people. some people ive made plans with have stuck to them and it was fun. others were randomly thrown in and hilarity insued. but ive noticed a trend thats happend to some people whom i call "friends" these are people ive made plans with or at least attempts to reach ( Read more... )

i got paid
i got laid
i went to the club again
had a coctail
did a bump
did a dance
talked crap with people i hate
they love me
my life sucks

i overdrew my account agian... im single-handedly keeping wachovia in business

well here's an update since i last wrote anything on here ( Read more... )

i havent updated in a while... one is coming. i promise

anyone in or around the winchester area want to hang out, contact me.

im really gonna shoot myself in the face in a few days..

You Are Absinthe!

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[19:34] BohemainManifes: who do you think would give better head based on how they have to position their mouths on their instruments, a flute player or an oboe player ( Read more... )

i got into a fist fight with my roomate last night. he through water on me, i threw beer on him, he pushed me into the wall, i put him in a headlock and wrestled him to the ground. i asked him to tap my arm if he would quit it... he did. when i let him up, he smacked me. so i gave him a back hand to the stomach. he swung at me with a fist but i ( Read more... )