OI YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS MURPHY THOUGHT I WAS SO SODDING ACE WITH OTTO AS A TEAM THAT THEY REPLACED CHARLIE WITH ME. CHARLIE AND HIS FUCKING AMAZING GOATEE DO YOU GET WHAT I MEAN, I SAW BABY AND GUMMIE IT WAS SO FUCKING ACE, I HAVE A PICTURE WITH STARKIE NAKED ( Read more... )

OI ALL RIGHT, I'M WRITING HERE ( Read more... )

OH HAHA I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO SEE WHAT DEMITRI BROUGHT TWO WEEKS AGO.


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Demitri probably got lost because he couldn't find dad. I don't know the ministry's not saying anything right now they have no statements to make tonks said he doesn't know and yeah newts are next week.

OI where's otto when you try to reach him REALLY TONKS CANT YOU GIVE HIM YOUR BOOK OR SOMETHING IT'D BE REALLY COOL YEAH THANKS

RIGHT OFF THE SODDING FIELD

NOT THANKS TO YOU DIGGLE BUT THAT'S ALL RIGHT

OI ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT I'M DOING THIS FOR AMELIA SO SHE FORGIVES ME ALL RIGHT IF YOU ARE NOT AMELIA THEN DON'T EVEN BOTHER HAHA MOVE RIGHT ALONG YEAH ( Read more... )

OKAY MAN OKAY WE WERE FUCKING SWEEPING THEM OFF THE FUCKING FIELD AND THEN THE REFEREE all right man not the time or place all right so yeah TONKS IF OTTO READS THIS HERE'S A MESSAGE: I KNOW ALL RIGHT I KNOW YES? McKinnon in the team was NOT a good idea okay SHE'S HURT i mean she's fine and she can talk and all but she wanted to get out of the team ( Read more... )

OI LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY ALL RIGHT HAHA OKAY THEN LOOK I KNOW THERE IS AN OWL AROUND I JUST KNOW IT MAN I KNOW IT I HEARD IT OUTSIDE THE COURTAINS MAN!! I KNOW IT ( Read more... )

RIGHT I'M JUST GOING TO SAY THAT WAS CRAP THANKS MUCH ( Read more... )

WHAT THE BLOODY HELL

NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY

NOT FUNNY AT ALL

no wait what