01. A most radical introduction.

[go4the4hatches]

Fox, man, you didn't tell me this place was wired with such low-tech technology! These computers, man! They're slower than dirt, bro! What's the deal?

Erm, anyway.

Hello, Su-may-burr-ah Gawk-yew-een! My most righteous name is Bill Grey, but dudes can call me Professor Bill Grey, haha! I am totally a professor now! Of Philosophy! Classes start

Comments

[sexyspyrouge]

[[Low tech?? GRRRR...]]

Whatever you consider "high-tech," whatever we have here DEFINITELY gets the job done. I don't know where you're from or what kind of tech you're used to, but maybe you shouldn't be too quick to judge, you prick.

And forget it if you want to take me out sometime. You're not my type.

[go4the4hatches]

Hey hey hey, chickie, I didn't mean to, like, razzle ya or anything. You're right when you say you don't know what technology I'm used to. I'm just adjusting to the change. It's not always cookies and steak for me, either, man. Old stuff is most confusing.

No skin off my back if you reject my offer. In time, hopefully you'll, like, change your mind or something. But you can do what you want.

Er... you ARE of legal age, right?

[sexyspyrouge]

OF COURSE I'm of legal age. DO THESE not tip you off? Or the fact that I'm working here as a Security Officer?

[[Don't worry, Bill. She's just somehow upset that someone is challenging her Macker-of-the-School slot.]]

I doubt I'll change my mind, but think what you want.

[go4the4hatches]

[[Drooooll.... I MEAN]]

I was just asking, dude! Sheesh!

[badasscopters]

I'll forgive you for the low-tech dealio because you've got some style. [a.k.a cool shades]

... Oh, right. Cool shades, by the way. [Told you.]

Philosophy doesn't sound all that great, but it's different from the crap I got taught, so that's a plus.

Oh yeah, name's Goose, Piloting and Security. Welcome.

[go4the4hatches]

Thanks, man! Apparently I hit some sore nerves with that comment.

And your shades are of the most excellent variety, too.

Philosophy is like... stuff about things that, like, exist, and things that don't exist, or COULD exist, or could happen but don't, or WILL happen, or... w-wow, that was mondo confusing!

Nice to meet ya, Goose! I, too, am a pilot! Maybe we should race sometime?

[badasscopters]

Heh, now I definitely can't get mad at you. Thanks. [Ego boosts are delicious. He has them for breakfast.]

... Eh, yeah, sure. Yeah. That makes sense to me. Yeah. [No, no it doesn't.] You, uh, have fun with that and all. [He likes Bill, but there's no way he's lurking his class. Okay, okay, maybe he still will, but. STILL.]

You're- You're a pilot? [/)*AAAAAAAAAAA* EEEEE] You can damn well bet we can race sometime. What d'you fly? I'm a gyrocopter pilot.

[go4the4hatches]

No problemo, I'm a likable guy, I've been told, brah.

Oh, man... I am THE pilot! Well, THE pilot on Katina and stuff. I was the head of the Husky AND Bulldog units, man! But being in charge of a bunch of rookie pilots kinda blows, you know?

I don't know what a gyrocopter is, but I totally pilot a custom Arwing! It can fly in space and everything! It's wicked cool!

[volttackler]

... I dunno what most of those words mean, but can I come to class, chu?!

[go4the4hatches]

Don't worry, little yellow thing! Sure, sign right up! I get paid per student every class meeting I'd love to, like, see you there and stuff.

Hi there, Amp! My last name, like... I think it's supposed to be short for "greyhound," because I'm a greyhound, kind of like how Slippy's last name is Toad, but my grandpa changed it and made it shorter a long time ago or something. I guess it makes sense if there are a lot of other greyhound dudes running around but aren't, like, related or anything.

[volttackler]

Okay!

[go4the4hatches]

Yeah, I guess so... Because the words in your head are becoming two unique forms-- one in yer head, and one on paper! It exists in two ways! That's mondo deep!

Oh, um... well, I'm one, so now you know! And stuff!

[babylonmechanic]

Well, aren't you just the confident one.

[go4the4hatches]

Confident in my skin and pretty much everything else. Do you like that, baby?

[babylonmechanic]

I see a lot of machismo around here. What makes you so special?

[go4the4hatches]

I could show you sometime. I promise you won't be disappointed. ♥.

[rockinmelody]

You're pretty gnarly, dude.

[rockinmelody]

[AND THEN LATER Ness probably saw him in the halls as a dog man and just totally lost it. T-TOO SOON FOR DOG TEACHERS. S-s-sob Kiiiing.]

[go4the4hatches]

Whoa! Right back at'cha, brah!