01. A most radical introduction.

Dec 31, 2010 04:17

Fox, man, you didn't tell me this place was wired with such low-tech technology! These computers, man! They're slower than dirt, bro! What's the deal?

Erm, anyway.

Hello, Su-may-burr-ah Gawk-yew-een! My most righteous name is Bill Grey, but dudes can call me Professor Bill Grey, haha! I am totally a professor now! Of Philosophy! Classes start once the break is over and will be held in... uh... some bodacious room... around... Oh. I'll have to, like, iron out the kinks. Bogus. Let it be known, however, that this class will be most entertaining. and totally aloof. You gotta participate and stuff, but I'm not one of those RAAARRGLY teachers, y'know? Be sure to sign up, yo's!

Hey, any other bros around here? I most definitely know there are SOME! Hit me up, dudes! We can go bar-hopping!

So... I'll be, like, most foward and stuff. Some of you broads (THE LEGAL ONES) are pretty hot. I'd love to take you out sometime. No strings attached. I just adore the presence of female company, that's all.

!wave, !goose, !amp, !rouge, !ashley, fox, !mac, intro

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