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My Idea for a Comic Book
The story of boy, living in a superheroes' world. He dreamed his whole life of being one of those powerful enough to soar above the skyscrapers of his City, the Legends that defined his world.
And one day it happened. His tongue super-mutated to put all those whom he puts into someone else's mouth, to sleep. Now a superhero, named The... (I'll ( Read more... ) -
The Evolution of a Nerd
So Country and Bluegrass are best brothers.
As they grow older and more experienced, Country acquires a small drug habit and sires two children- -Rock and Roll.
Rock and Roll each have their own problems, but Time reveals that Rock likes to party and Roll likes to have her friends think she's cooler than she really is. While still in his teens- ( Read more... ) -
This isn't That dorky
Sometimes when I wake up, the only way I can even motivate getting out of bed is to say to myself, 'Today's could be the day we finally break the Dimensional Barrier and find out Superheroes are real.' -
Iggy Pop and David Bowie had sex, like, 30 years ago right?
WHERE IS MY PEANUT-BUTTER GLAM BABY.
Martian Males are the reproductive ones, EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS. -
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I had a dream last night about Pamela Anderson. She was the host of a telly program about her particular vhenerial disease, Hepatitis C.
She opened the program by saying that at first she didn't understand her husband's (I assume it was Tommy Lee) obession with nature (reality: obsession with partying like it's his job. BECAUSE HE'S A ROCK STAR ( Read more... ) -
Slipstream
The first two weeks of being home are the worst. It's during this time that you feel the most compelled to brag about how much cooler you are, than you were.
'Look at me now friends! I live close to New York! I'm a hipster!'
Toooolin' -
Be Quiet Mt. Heart Attack
Every couple of months, maybe annually, I get obsessed with something. Sometimes it ranges from Magic: The Gathering, to Heroclix, Music news, or Comic Books. While these are all relatively different you can always guarantee that my obsession will be overwhelmingly embarrassing (read: doofy) and time-consuming ( Read more... ) -
Things I Have Noticed
Straight Edge is the male equivalent of breaking your virginity.
You're really scared to take that first step, trying to hang on to something that doesn't matter, and then you just end up doing it a whole bunch. -
Seriously Guys
I can't use my computer at all. I really need a Windows XP Professional install disk. Please.
The T-Rex begs!
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