The Evolution of a Nerd

[gng2mkdagrd]

So Country and Bluegrass are best brothers.

As they grow older and more experienced, Country acquires a small drug habit and sires two children- -Rock and Roll.

Rock and Roll each have their own problems, but Time reveals that Rock likes to party and Roll likes to have her friends think she's cooler than she really is. While still in his teens-

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[miss_malomar]

i'm not going to lie..
i liked reading this.

I'm gonna be right there I'm gonna be right there

[literary_giant]

let's call this influence "gravity"

[ivana_homeless]

Pop divorces the young black minister. The young black minister gets custody of Rap. Pop moves back to the Northeast, to the Big Apple, and stands in Times Square to watch TRL from the street. Pop, now a desperate divorcee, feels old and lonely and unattractive. She gets drunk at Olive Garden where she meets a TRL VJ. They have a one-night stand. Nine months later, Pop has a baby and names it Emo. Emo grows up to be a stupid, annoying, self-indulgent little shit with with no musical talent that everyone hates. But since Emo's daddy is a TRL VJ, she is heavily promoted and popular. Emo has a huge following of stupid, annoying, self-indulgent little shits with no musical taste. Later, Emo finds Jesus, and is born again and now calls herself Christian Rock. She is still a stupid, annoying, self-indulgent little shit with no musical talent that everyone hates.

[rotorhomunculus]