Finally I finished reading a book again, at least a book that I hadn't read before (Neil Gaiman - American Gods, fyi). It's been too long since the last time this happened... I've decided that I'm going to spend some time reading every night, maybe then I'll get through my ever-growing "to read" list. Harry Mulisch - De Aanslag will be next ( Read more... )

The following mail reached my inbox... Needless to say I'm deeply moved...(although the tears are from laughter!)

Weeding arrangmentHello Sir,My name is Dr, George Brown. I am a Mechanical Engineer by profession. Presently i am in Liverpool. My lovely daughter found her heartthrob early last year and they are going to wed by 17th APRIL, 2009. For ( Read more... )

If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.

COMMENT HERE AND I WILL ( Read more... )

Anyone who has actively participated in traffic, knows that the biggest annoyance is other people. Some are indeed merely annoying, while others are outright dangerous. Well, here's my list ( Read more... )

...that you lower your nipples!


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Dear software developers ( Read more... )

Where did you grow up? Suburbs of Amsterdam

WHAT DO YOU CALL:

1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks?
" Sloot"  (Canal)

2. The thing you push around the grocery store?
" Winkelwagentje" (Shopping cart)

3. A metal container to carry a meal in?
I don't carry meals in metal containers...

4. The thing that you cook ( Read more... )

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The audience, before the main act:


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