Comments | gnatkip: "Whatever you rolled in sure does stink."

gnatkip

"Whatever you rolled in sure does stink."

Sep 23, 2007 20:50

First I heard about Eau de Stilton. I think it damaged some part of my brain. I had to find more:

From Dwight Schrute to Angela Martin, with fond regards, on the occasion of their four-and-a-half-month anniversary.

Whenever Andy Gallagher's looking for the fondue forks, he always winds up finding this instead, wedged between the shag and the ( Read more... )

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dbassassin September 24 2007, 01:59:01 UTC

Eau de Stilton: the scent for people who want to smell like dirty diapers that have been left out in the sun for a few days for extra "ripening".

gnatkip September 24 2007, 02:05:23 UTC

Ha! Ew.

Thank you BUT NO.

kimonkey7 September 24 2007, 04:11:38 UTC

I am a huge fan of Demeter's 'Fig Leaf' - just wish it didn't fade so quickly. No staying power.

gnatkip September 24 2007, 04:32:56 UTC

I don't wear cologne -- well, except for smelly hair stuff. But some of theirs sound so good, like Green Tomato and Black Pepper.

kimonkey7 September 24 2007, 04:36:03 UTC

There is a way, with this company, to walk around smelling of a seven course meal...which is kind of...exciting. :)

nixwilliams September 24 2007, 05:40:38 UTC

i'd love to try that beetroot one, actually. i imagine it could be really nice!

gnatkip September 24 2007, 05:46:06 UTC

I love beets. They smell like dirt, only redder.

That character's a beet farmer, and it's just so, SO his sort of thing.

nixwilliams September 24 2007, 05:50:33 UTC

aww!

torenheksje September 24 2007, 07:02:32 UTC

Who thinks of this stuff? Mildew? Ew!

And here I thought smelling like spiced pumpkin was taking a bit of a stroll on the wild side. I'm so sheltered.....

gnatkip September 24 2007, 14:14:32 UTC

I know, I had no idea either! Clean Windows? Glue? Humidor?

la_fono September 26 2007, 20:43:57 UTC

Blimey. This is the same Stilton that one has to wrap in two layers of sealed bags and then put in a tub so it doesn't taint everything else in the fridge with sock, right? "Mmm, I just love the way you smell tonight darling. That copper-induced mould does it for me every time... RAWR!"

I don't mind the smell of decomposing leaves, actually... but yeah. Mildew is, just -- no. {=P
If someone ever found a way to replicate the smell of rain on hot dusty stone I'd wear it, though...

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gnatkip October 12 2007, 03:25:25 UTC

It is I, Late!Reply!

I think the mildew is supposed to smell like a newly-turned-on air conditioner? I don't know. There are lots of things that I like the scent of, like dirt, that I don't necessarily want to smell like, personally, if it was even possible to replicate those things artificially.