First I heard about
Eau de Stilton. I think it damaged some part of my brain. I had to find more:
From Dwight Schrute to Angela Martin, with fond regards, on the occasion of their four-and-a-half-month anniversary.
Whenever Andy Gallagher's looking for the fondue forks, he always winds up
finding this instead, wedged between the shag and the tiger painting.
Sometimes, Dolores Umbridge just wants to feel
pretty. Other times, she likes to feel
a little dangerous.