Pick up chicks with "cocky comedy" I found this through a website called becomeaplayer.com. There are several more videos, but this one is the least offensive of the ones I watched. Y'all. I just. "It's the ultimate flirting thing to do: swat 'em with something. [...] Push her into things as you're walking." Hahaha. Dean may lie to get women in the sack, but at least he doesn't PUSH THEM INTO THINGS. Because he's not twelve. *facepalm infinity*