Ah, the smell of adventure is nigh!  Or is that ale spilled on the floor?  You know, come to think of it, there's not too much difference between the two.  One usually follows the other, if you take my meaning.  Unless you happen to be Uncle Lucious Prebar, who took a milk bath both before and after an adventure.  Ahhhhh, poor uncle Prebar.  If it ( Read more... )

No, lass, I’m not hurt and the limp is not new. I’ve had it as long as you’ve known me. 'Tis a wooden leg you see. I was smuggling crackers into Waterdeep several years back. The Council had outlawed them due to near constant cracker-related debauchery, you see... I couldn’t let THAT pass. The Council had sealed off all ports and mobilized the army ( Read more... )

"To colour or not to colour?" that is the question... Whether tis nobler in the mind to stay within the blackened lines of destiny and suffer the slings and arrows of a lacked imagination... Or by opposing such wretched thoughts which do plague on man and dare to dream of lands where colour overcomes such a simple thing as a line...

I've begun to collect quotes about me, so that when I write my autobiography I will be ready...
These are what I have right now...

"Chris Cunningham is a Hawaiian Vampire" - Lyrics from the song "Hawaiian Vampire" by Stolen Bread Is Better

"I'm going to eat [his] brain and gain [his] knowledge." - Struan Sutherland

"I don't trust that guy..." - Andrew ( Read more... )

So I got up this morning at 5:25.  Well actually that's not accurate, I woke up at 4:30ish because noise travels in this house and people were still conversing/hanging out in the living room below my bed and my ear to the pillow picked up their murmurings.  They actually only left when I got up at 5:25 to eat breakfast ( Read more... )

I fell asleep randomly, but always had my cell phone ready to ring at 59 minutes past the hour so I could jump up and begin a new drawing.  They're not the greatest art, humour, or well anything... but it was a neat project...

I will post them soon when I return home and have access to my scanner...

Now SLEEP!!!

I have a crappy inventory company job now...  Did my first day of that yesterday (thursday)...  I woke up at 5am and went to work a 10.5 hour shift of brutalness...  Also being used to going to bed at 5am does not help you go to bed early and adapt to that ( Read more... )

Here's something I drew recently...
Fruit For Heads

Got shit beaten out of me by drugged up native dude tonight because I intervened to help a women screaming that he had forced his way into her house...  Just got dropped at home by cop from the hospital...  More story to come...  Later...

Last night I was trying to go to bed earlier in a vain attempt to get my sleep schedule in some kind of proximity to what is considered normal ( Read more... )