[fic] for thete1: The Triple-Cross (World's Sleaziest OT3)

[glossing]

Title: The Triple-Cross
Characters: World's Sleaziest—Gary Glanz, Matches Malone, & Pete the Penman
Summary: The con is complicated, but not half so much as the geometry among these three.
Rating: Adult Filthy
Disclaimer: DC, not me.
Notes: I ignored Waid's Birthright, in that Clark's not a vegetarian. Enormous thanks to romanyg for bringing Pete the

Comments

[re_white]

Oh. WOW. Um. I really don't have a good enough icon for this. Just. *flail*

You kill me, in the really, really good way.

[glossing]

Good death is...good! Thank you so much. :D

[hyperactivator]

Yummy!

[glossing]

Thank you!

[cmshaw]

Matches raises his hand, threatening a slap, but when Gary ducks, the gesture becomes a one-armed hug. Gary's dragged up against Matches's chest, celery snapping in two when it collides with Matches, forehead rubbing against the pelt of dark hair peeking up through Matches's open collar.

"Sassy little bitch, ain't he?" Matches asks fondly, addressing Pete over Gary's head. He pets Gary's riotous hair, clucking his tongue. "Brat."

Although he squirms away, Gary doesn't get far. He wiggles until Matches swats him on the ass.

i started making little gurgling noises here, i think.

um. i'll let you know when i stop.

(touching. TOUCHING. omg the TOUCHING.

and pete with his hand on gary's knee like matches does. and AUDIENCE. and RED HOOD'S ERRANDS. and PARTNERS OMG PARTNERS. and AUDIENCE. and PARTNERS. with TOUCHING. *more gurgling noises*)

Sighing, Matches shakes his head slowly. His sunglasses slip down slightly to reveal hooded, sad eyes. "Two peas, him and me."

*gurgle*

[cmshaw]

p.s. stop making matches malone hot!

i mean, don't stop. i mean, help me, please, help!

[glossing]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

*sends help*

[yukitsu]

*still gurgling too!*

*gurgles*

[caiusmajor]

AWESOME. I love these particular identities, so--well, sleazy. You're right, Nick Fury *is* just the right mood to be in.

And dear lord, the games that Gothamite's play--Clark's the only out-of-towner that's even slightly up to it. *pets them*

(And I just about died at Matches' disco comment. Gotham's ANACHRONISM will never stop being funny, even if Gary is a relentlessly modern delinquent.)

[glossing]

So utterly sleazy - they make Nick look like a gentleman, you know?

the games that Gothamite's play--Clark's the only out-of-towner that's even slightly up to it
It helps, having all those superpowers.

Matches's anachronisms delight me more and more. I'm happy you liked!

Thank you so much.

[coffeebased]

OMG. (I wandered here from comicstore_news Usually, I would just, you know, read and run but I just HAD to comment! This is beautiful! and amazingly written! I love the layering of the themes, just how the Bats just seem to melt into this life and Clark gets pulled in because good god, they're intense!!!!

This kind of fic will stay with me for days.

[glossing]

Hey, I'm so glad you stuck around to comment - thank you so much! Your feedback means the world to me. <3