gloryofsparda

[brb killing shit]

gloryofsparda Mar 25, 2008 19:05

[Dante is thoroughly enjoying today. He woke up, stretched a bit, and zombies burst into his bedroom! And it wasn't even his birthday! He's been happily shredding a path through them all day. If you need his help, he's the hitman hotline! BELIEVE ME WATCHING HIM KILL THINGS IS LIKE POETRY IN MOTION ( Read more... )

devil trigger, this is epic, violence, dante lol

[ITP: DANGEROUS ITEMS]

gloryofsparda Mar 01, 2008 03:18

[Dante has a weapons and firearms dealer tent set up outside the mansion. He's kicking back ins his new swivel chair and looks pleased with himself. The swords and guns are all over the tent. BUY SOMETHING. They're kinda expensive cuz he modded them. A sign outside his tent also says "Need something killed good and thorough? Dante, Demon Hunter for ( Read more... )

lady, dante, weapons, guns

OO2

gloryofsparda Feb 21, 2008 18:06

I wish something fun would happen. Apocalypse, maybe?

Also, did anyone notice the huge roaring noise coming from the forest? Sounds like a T-rex. Only... not.

Also, Lady; Let's take a walk around this place sometime this week, what do you think?

Whoa.

gloryofsparda Feb 08, 2008 14:59

Okay, I get how this works.

Tap tap. Is this thing on? Heheh.

So, my name's Dante. Profession is demon hunter, or bad guy hunter. Whichever.

Got any business? Give me a call.