I am not hyperventilating.

[glorfind3l]

Orcs. In the living room. With my children in the care of a harpymander. Yes, I understand that she's a very nice harpymander, but that doesn't change the fact that her skin smoulders at a temperature upwards of 300°F. Not exactly babysitter material, unless you begat a fucking Balrog

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[taurof_gondolin]

You may want to point him in this direction...

mespt_jobmart

[xxcelebornxx]

........

*pouts*

[glorfind3l]

Oh, stop it. *pets* You'll like getting out of the house, once you get used to it. Probably. Um. Well, anyway, I'll talk to my old therapist and ask her to ask Sauron about any job openings he might have. If you work for Sauron, you'll be able to spend even more time around the orcs.

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