how does this shirt smell of stale weed and sweat i just got it out of the dryer ( Read more... )

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huh?

dont give me sissors

why does everyone say i am a little secret trying to express itsself through code ( Read more... )

so the random dude didnt steal my keys nor my car..as of yet i guess ( Read more... )

i just spilt coffee on a place where i had apparently previously spilt coffee ( Read more... )

if i go to bed later than you

and get up earlier

i hope you have terrible nightmares constantly and have so much free time you die of boredom

i refuse to suck the private baptist university's cock ( Read more... )

so if someone shot me right now i bet i deserve it for some reason ( Read more... )

we have such histories

to be such distant non memories