It's a lady who's married to a sleeptalker and she records and transcribes all the crazy shit he says. I want to hear the Gleeks' sleep thoughts.
Specifically Tina's, Kurt's and Santana's.
Artie recording Tina's thoughts Finn (as brother, not as slashyness) recording Kurt's thoughts Brittany recording Santana's thoughts (let's assume Brit knows how to operate a tape recorder)
Xylophone Buggery, Part 1wowthatismintyJuly 21 2010, 01:29:48 UTC
The great thing about school is that after about nine months of it, you get a break. Work? Not so much. The middle of June rolls around and while you loll about in eighty-degree parking lots, sticky with ice cream sandwiches and adolescent debauchery, your parents still have those suits to wear, those shipments to send, those conferences in Canton or Scranton or wherever the hell and they shuttle you to each college visit and the next before senior year begins, but they're out of your hair
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Xylophone Buggery, Part 2wowthatismintyJuly 21 2010, 02:26:41 UTC
"Do you love me even though I smell like wet dog?" Tina asks as Owen dries himself off by rolling all over her bedroom floor and Artie's sleepover bag
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Xylophone Buggery, Part 3wowthatismintyJuly 21 2010, 03:59:10 UTC
Tina's always been slightly morbid and the recent celebrity death trifectas have gotten her musing more than once on the thought of dying in her sleep. She has made it her goal to fall asleep in the weirdest positions possible to confound and amuse anyone who finds her in that state should she expire prematurely. Artie's a bit weirded out by this whole thing, but he can sort of get behind her lastest attempt at the concept, a position she's entitled Demented Barnacle, in which she spends the entire night clinging to the nearest object, often a pillow but mostly him. It does kind of blow that he can't feel her legs wrapped around him, but her arms around his waist feel nice and her head on his chest is just the icing on the cake, even if she occasionally headbutts a cominc book out of his arms. Being July, it's still light out, so he finishes AWESOMESQUAD #16 well before the sun sets, running his fingers through Tina's soft hair and listening to her little whimpers and groans. Or maybe that's the dog on the floor. Sometimes he can't
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Xylophone Buggery, Part 6wowthatismintyJuly 22 2010, 02:12:44 UTC
Tina grabs Artie's plate and her own and heads towards the dishwasher. She loads the dishes in and throws out the wrappers. She looks under the sink and locates the Resolve.
"I have to be brave and deal with some dog yack, I'll be right back." "That rhymes." "Hah."
Tina heads down the hall into her bedroom. Artie wheels himself to the window. There's a hummingbird at the feeder with a blue splotch the exact color of Tina's extensions. He notices that Tina's parents have purchased some new patio furniture, including an eerily familiar chaise set.
"TEE?" Artie yells. "YEAH, BABE?" "DID YOUR PARENTS BUY THE SAME PATIO SET AS SHARON PUCKERMAN?" "OH FUCK."
Tina cackles from the other room. Artie could listen to her laugh forever. Well, maybe not forever. He'd sort of like to talk with her in between. And make out. And she'd probably need to eat something at some point.
"HOW AMAZING WAS THE SEASON FINALE OF FELICIDAD?" Tina yells from the other room
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Xylophone Buggery, Part 8wowthatismintyJuly 22 2010, 13:24:22 UTC
On the bright side, Artie's prepared this time with his notebook and pen. On the Dark Side, there's Darth Vader.
Artie reaches down to his right and grabs his backpack. He feels himself falling a little, but even in her sleep Tina's got a pretty good hold on him. He pulls out his notebook and begins a rough sketch of Owen floating about, using his gigantic pendulous ears as a propeller. Tina grips Artie's left hand tightly.
"Giiirrrrrlll," Tina groans, "you a hot mess, you a hot-ass mess."
Into the notebook.A dragonfly lands on Tina's face. Artie leans over and blows it off of her
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Sleep Talking Man - 1/?wowthatismintyMarch 1 2011, 21:21:45 UTC
I was cruising around on the fluff meme to boost my spirits after the angst meme, and came across this prompt. My fill is for brotherly Finn and Kurt, as I'm trying to get a handle on their respective voices (it's my first time, be gentle
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Sleep Talking Man - 2/?wowthatismintyMarch 1 2011, 21:23:35 UTC
Again, Finn jolted out of sleep in the middle of the night. Groaning, he turned to face the bedside table, and moaned at the time flashing mockingly at him. “3:42 AM!” He whined to himself, but punched his pillow in frustration and tried to fall asleep
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Sleep Talking Man - 3/?wowthatismintyMarch 1 2011, 21:25:04 UTC
He decided to start asking questions casually when he got up later that day. Kurt had already left for some shopping date with Mercedes, and Burt was still lounging in his pj’s reading the morning paper
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Sleep Talking Man - 4/?wowthatismintyMarch 1 2011, 21:26:40 UTC
Finn broke his word approximately fifty seconds after Mercedes came down the stairs with Kurt. He had been fooling around on the computer (after getting the recorder all set up) when the two, laden with shopping bags, dropped them on Kurt’s bed
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http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/
It's a lady who's married to a sleeptalker and she records and transcribes all the crazy shit he says. I want to hear the Gleeks' sleep thoughts.
Specifically Tina's, Kurt's and Santana's.
Artie recording Tina's thoughts
Finn (as brother, not as slashyness) recording Kurt's thoughts
Brittany recording Santana's thoughts (let's assume Brit knows how to operate a tape recorder)
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"I have to be brave and deal with some dog yack, I'll be right back."
"That rhymes."
"Hah."
Tina heads down the hall into her bedroom. Artie wheels himself to the window. There's a hummingbird at the feeder with a blue splotch the exact color of Tina's extensions. He notices that Tina's parents have purchased some new patio furniture, including an eerily familiar chaise set.
"TEE?" Artie yells.
"YEAH, BABE?"
"DID YOUR PARENTS BUY THE SAME PATIO SET AS SHARON PUCKERMAN?"
"OH FUCK."
Tina cackles from the other room. Artie could listen to her laugh forever. Well, maybe not forever. He'd sort of like to talk with her in between. And make out. And she'd probably need to eat something at some point.
"HOW AMAZING WAS THE SEASON FINALE OF FELICIDAD?" Tina yells from the other room ( ... )
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Artie reaches down to his right and grabs his backpack. He feels himself falling a little, but even in her sleep Tina's got a pretty good hold on him. He pulls out his notebook and begins a rough sketch of Owen floating about, using his gigantic pendulous ears as a propeller. Tina grips Artie's left hand tightly.
"Giiirrrrrlll," Tina groans, "you a hot mess, you a hot-ass mess."
Into the notebook.A dragonfly lands on Tina's face. Artie leans over and blows it off of her ( ... )
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