Comments | givemethegun: Bark Bark Bark

givemethegun

Bark Bark Bark

Nov 09, 2007 16:46

( I have a new enemy at work, and it's not work itself. )

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flaxendandelion November 9 2007, 23:51:30 UTC

Whoa...I have a new enemy at work too, but boy yours is a stickler. Beat her ass!

What are your Moo cards?

And I still like you, you deadbeat fuck.

flaxendandelion November 9 2007, 23:54:02 UTC

And have you ever heard of a show called Mystery Science Theater 3000? A bunch of episodes are on youtube, though I know you're not online much. They're also on DVD. It's basically a guy and two robots providing peanut gallery commentary on shitty, mostly sci-fi, films. I recommend The Final Sacrifice for starters. It'll have you in tears...thought it couldn't hurt to lift your spirits.

givemethegun November 10 2007, 01:30:11 UTC

I have, indeed. My favourites are Hobgoblins, and Werewolf. I would kill to have those two on DVD, as they make me laugh like hell. I'm sure there are other good ones (I've only seen 4 or 5, including Manos...shudder), but those two are gold.

flaxendandelion November 10 2007, 01:45:46 UTC

I saw Manos for the first time last night. Torgo!

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the_pilchard November 10 2007, 00:26:54 UTC

image being shot into space by a cannon equipped with millions of tiny guns which are shooting little explosive bullets at you that are laced with vinegar, lemon sherbet and hate.

See, that's only one of the reasons why I love you so much, Catt.

givemethegun November 10 2007, 01:30:34 UTC

I love you too, Pilchard. I miss you, also.

sinndar November 10 2007, 00:40:49 UTC

After reading all that, I am just SO happy that you have Wade.

*love*

givemethegun November 10 2007, 01:31:10 UTC

Without Wade I'd be in a whole lot of trouble.

xxx

morganaus November 10 2007, 02:10:32 UTC

I love you. Let's kill M.

givemethegun November 10 2007, 03:23:33 UTC

I love you too, although I'm the worst BBF ever. For real.

And, yes.

xxx...wait. xxx

morganaus November 10 2007, 13:01:16 UTC

I'm not sure where you got the idea that BBFs need to be joined at the hip. Maybe we shouldn't have started out as conjoined twins...? (We were attached at the arsehole. Natch.)

You're the best BBF ever. So can it, slag. And let me know when to strike. I'm sharpening my dagger as.I.type. xxx

nsingman November 10 2007, 14:07:54 UTC

Does BBF mean "big breast friend" or "best breast friend?" You kids and your abbreviations.

Oh, and if you do kill M, Connie and I will provide an ironclad alibi.

vespere76 November 10 2007, 02:24:01 UTC

Make sure you get that pen back...
*nobody* gets away with touching my fucking pens.

givemethegun November 10 2007, 03:23:05 UTC

You have no fucking idea how murderous this makes me.

vespere76 November 10 2007, 18:35:29 UTC

I might. I fondle pens at the stationary store. I collect blank books and journals but never write in them because my penmanship is substandard.
I stroke paper. *shiver* I have seriously considered that a Montblanc pen would somehow make my life more livable. I'd settle for a nice Cross though.
I get my fix with gel pens, and I've managed to cut down.