Comments | givemethegun: Observation America, Etc

givemethegun

Observation America, Etc

Oct 18, 2006 07:54

* There is a trampoline phenonema here where they secure safety netting around the circumference. Not only are they denying Funniest Home Videos 90% of their fodder, but they are ruining life in general.

* I am addicted to the smell of pumpkin pie spice. In fact, as suspected, all of my Halloween dreams are coming true.

* Why is everything so ( Read more... )

food, america, immigration, list

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protoclown October 18 2006, 16:53:25 UTC

It really IS damn near impossible to eat healthily here if you eat out very often at all. :O

Welcome to the USSA.... flaxendandelion October 18 2006, 20:19:15 UTC

Although I don't know how ANYONE eats healthily in this country, seriously.

Almost no one does, and everyone here is obese. Even our healthy food here is fattening (i.e. Jamba Juice). I'd try Trader Joe's, and Whole Foods if you can afford it.

Administration might prove difficult if I do not even understand or know the basic mailing procedures (or even the name of the country's postal company!), for example.

USPS. UPS and FedEx are rip-offs and take longer.

* I like the black squirrels best.

We have orange-green ones around here for one reason or another.

* They're still working on the upstairs attic, which is where Wade and I will end up. I get to hear country music blaring on the radio for 9 hours a day.

Feel my pain: for four hours a day I have to deal with Christian music, including one teen pop song about how the girl's boyfriend broke up with her, but that's okay because she has Jesus, who's the only man in her life. I can't imagine this song was written for any purpose other than bedtime lullabies at Guantanamo Bay.

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Did you ask for a lullaby? psychostorm October 19 2006, 09:47:38 UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA10eerFXXI

:D

Re: Did you ask for a lullaby? flaxendandelion October 20 2006, 03:00:05 UTC

Somebody needs to stick to band practice.

psychostorm October 20 2006, 18:47:17 UTC

Not even a little vomit :(?

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trixiehiggins October 18 2006, 21:13:09 UTC

It's so strange to have you here.
And delightful.

invader_kitty October 18 2006, 22:58:12 UTC

Do all the cerals end in o?

Can you get semi-dried tomatoes?

I want that breakfast. This morning I ate soggy Sultana Bran from a prawn cocktail dish with a fork.

ashamel October 18 2006, 23:35:29 UTC

Sounds like you're doing bloody well -- great to hear.

Just avoid the food, by the sound of it.