* There is a trampoline phenonema here where they secure safety netting around the circumference. Not only are they denying Funniest Home Videos 90% of their fodder, but they are ruining life in general.

* I am addicted to the smell of pumpkin pie spice. In fact, as suspected, all of my Halloween dreams are coming true.

* Why is everything so ( Read more... )

1. Girls licking their own nipples.

2. Vaginas with a gerbra sticking out of them.

3. Anal warts.

4. Rubbing lotion on the skin.

5. Playboy bunny underwear/bellybutton rings/necklaces.

6. Really hideous slut stamps/tattoos.

7. Bad shave rash on frontbums.

8. Drunken celebrities being headline news when there's a war on.

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Catt, stop being racist.

( My Life As A Train; )

It wouldn't sit right with the Lord if you weren't privy to the ( Weekly Sufferings Of The Little Veal Cattlet. So on with the games! )

I finally got around to reading The Da Vinci Code, by Dan Brown. But before you Defriend me, please bear with as I detail the steps leading to this semi-catastrophiccatatonic event.

1. I've long recognised a phenonemon dubbed 'The Public Transport Book Of The Year'. It really should be an actual literature award. Every year, on public transport ( Read more... )

It's been around 4 weeks since I've had bread, booze or potatoes. Tonight I was craving a Hungry Jacks' Whopper With Cheese, of all things.

I have dreams of bread.

In other news, I'm procrastinating re: cleaning the house. On top of everything else, next weekend we'll be interviewing folk to move in, as Schmy's moving out in the coming month ( ( Read more... )

Hi! I miss a lot of you, and haven't been Super Communicado Catt, but there's love on the brainwaves.

1. I've been busy spinning the many plates of life, and swallowing swords on the sidelines.

2. ...and I suggest we all buy lottery tickets this week, as there's something in the air.

3. The Ticket Infringement Notice arrived in the mail today ( Read more... )

Feeling a bit listless today, ( so here are some bite-sized nuggets of what is going on in mah life right now: )

That goon thursby reckons he can outdo me on the Interesting Stakes. Boy, has he got another thing coming;

* Right now, I am grocery shopping like a kid with mum and dad's credit card. Last night, I had toasted muesli and yoghurt for tea. Tonight; garlic bagel chips, a jar of olives, smoked salmon and avocado dip, vodka and bourbon.

* Garlic bagel ( Read more... )