I'll have you know our pit bull Backup has never eaten another dog, and only snacks on the legs of the villainous. Occasionally an arm. And only on command.
They all say that, right before the dog goes for the jugular. I've watched Animal Planet and been at the shelter enough times to know all the excuses by heart.
Also very me? Come on. Could you say "No, you can't come into my nice, warm home where you can eat all the food you want and play with all the toys in the world." to a face like this and be able to sleep at night?
When are you coming back to play broomball with us again? I really like you. You have better hair than Reilly Peterson and you don't smell funny like all the other boys do.
Amelia
Of course, I corrected her spelling and this is typed rather than written with a Sharpie like she did it, but it sounds like somebody has a crush on you.
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Dear Mr. Booth,
When are you coming back to play broomball with us again? I really like you. You have better hair than Reilly Peterson and you don't smell funny like all the other boys do.
Amelia
Of course, I corrected her spelling and this is typed rather than written with a Sharpie like she did it, but it sounds like somebody has a crush on you.
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