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[girlwithabow]

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[ioncewascool]

I'll have you know our pit bull Backup has never eaten another dog, and only snacks on the legs of the villainous. Occasionally an arm. And only on command.

[girlwithabow]

Yet. Yet.

[ioncewascool]

Backup is extremely well trained, and I seriously doubt your dog looks THAT delicious.

[girlwithabow]

They all say that, right before the dog goes for the jugular. I've watched Animal Planet and been at the shelter enough times to know all the excuses by heart.

[ioncewascool]

The dogs you meet at the shelter are the ones with piss poor owners.

[girlwithabow]

Who all use the same excuse you did.

[ioncewascool]

I repeat: Backup has not eaten any small dogs. You haven't even met him.

Whatever. It doesn't matter.

[girlwithabow]

I repeat: Yet. Yet.

And what kind of name is Backup for a dog anyway?

[ioncewascool]

My line of work is dangerous and I have a daughter to protect. It's why we have Backup.

[girlwithabow]

Even a bigger chance that the dog is over-aggressively trained by a overprotective father.

[ioncewascool]

Yeah, well, unless your boy Tommy decides to attack my girl, he's fine.

[girlwithabow]

Tommy is a 4 month old puppy. The only thing he's attacking is his tail.

[ioncewascool]

Then the only thing that should be worried is poor Tommy's tail.

[girlwithabow]

I'd like to keep it that way.