Layover!

[girlpirate]

We have a 3 hour layover in Long Beach. This airport smells like twat and looks like 1982. It is a dump. They don't have wifi, either, but fortunately we can tether our Droid phones for wifi. (This is going to save us the rape-tastic $20/day internet charges at the hotel, too.) I love technology.

Comments

[gonzo_md]

Ha, LGB airport was always the shit when I lived there, if for nothing else because you could show up 5 minutes before your flight and get on -- even after 9.11

[azalea581]

I like flying into LGB when I visit family down there.. it is cheaper :)

[girlpirate]

If you don't have to sit in it for 5+ hours with no access to real food after not having eaten for 8 hours... and don't mind the smell of BO and stale vagina, then I guess it would be okay.

[azalea581]

very true :)

[electriclime]

OMG "twat"

[lefin1]

What's wrong with the smell of twat?

[gothicbeauty21]

Twat in general is fabulous. Stale smelly twat, though, not so much...

[lefin1]

Stale and smelly anything isn't good, unless it cheese from France.

[froghugger]

Ditto w/ everyone else. I used to love flying in/out of there if only because the mini-size made it super easy to show up right before your plane left. I can't imagine getting stuck there for a lay over though. FAIL.