Mystery bruise

[girlnamedxena]

I have this purple and black bruise the size of the tip of my thumb on my leg, just below and a little behind my knee. And I have no idea how I got it. But it's all puffed out and I can see it without my glasses on without evening squinting

Comments

[crystallised]

Yo. You've got it right about the three flags being rolled into one, but to clear up: We call it the Union Jack, never the Union Flag. Say the 'Union Flag' to someone in the UK and they'll ask you which workers' union, or which Union you're on about. It's always, always the Union Jack.

[girlnamedxena]

Hey, I'm just repeating what some British guy told me. It's the accent, you know. Whenever someone speaks with a British accent you can't help but believe everything they say.

[happynotafish]

Or maybe you were too busy going 'OMG, he has a British accent!' to actually listen closely. ;) Ok, probably not. I know how you get about useless information.
I knew that about the red cross being the flag of Britain, though not about the rest. Now I feel educated. xD