Does anybody have any leftover Valentine's Day chocolate or candy? I'd LOVE to help you out and get rid of them, tee hee ( Read more... )

I-iii-iii-ttt's-ssss ssss-soooo c-c-c-COOOOOOLDDDD!!!111! And w-wherrrrrree d-d-didd my teeeeee-p-p-pee go-o-o-o? A-an-and my c-CLOTHES?! Thisss is baa-aaad. Bu-bu-buffalo. I need t-to finddd buffffal-lo and makkke cloth-th-thes from th-their skiiin l-like Fi-ino a-and Y-Yaghi. O-or I-I'll dig a bu-burrrrow and hid-d-de from the coooooooooold ( Read more... )

I just woke up for a nighttime bathroom break, bu-but when I was about to go...

THERE WAS A STICK INSTEAD OF A SPACE!!!!! What just happened?!?!

Oh, maybe I'm just dreaming. Yeah, just dreaming and sleep writing this too. *yawns* Good night everybody...

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY ( Read more... )

Yay, the cockroaches are finally gone! And just in time for Christmas, too. I don't celebrate it for its religious reasons since I'm Taoist, but any reason to get together with people you care about to have fun and give gifts is good enough for me. I hope you guys all had a Merry Christmas!

Owwie, I thought I pulled out all the straw that got in my clothes already. This itches and tickles in a bad way, oh man--

Straw doesn't crawl. And it's not big and brown either.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! COCKROACHES GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF!!! Why couldn't I have zodiac animal parts so I could blast these things outta here?!

My Eto Gun is GONE! Someone must've taken it while I was rummaging around for food. Maybe it's the people who took over my teepee or those mean owls. Or maybe I dropped it somewh ( Read more... )

I finally figured out how to use this computer thingie so I can make BIG LETTERS and ? and ! Now my computer talking doesn't look so messy. Thank you so much for helping me, not little boy ( Read more... )

fyerIEJO29=;;'s 86fkUEJA;[] huh/ this box thingie puts whatever i say on the magic window/ why is the slash thingie showing up where the question mark should be/ aaah1 i don't have time for this. i'm supposed to meet up with everyone to help with the syndicate. mr. priest1 i made it, i made it1 bearded ina locked me in his basement, and i was ( Read more... )