(Untitled)

[girlieboner]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Charlotte!

1. Only one person in two billion will live to be Charlotte.
2. Charlotte has a memory span of three seconds.
3. Half a cup of Charlotte contains only seventeen calories!
4. Charlotte is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
5. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Charlotte.

Comments

[suprpunk29]

number nine is creepy.

[girlieboner]

hey I thought you quit the livejournal life....

[decameters]

#9 makes me feel fucked up
but #8 is actually really true (asking todd & bitsy, even though todd is dead & they are/were bata fish)

[decameters]

why did i write "asking" instead of "ask"?

[aquariusrage]

thin threads of beaten charlotte? ahaha

i like that 4 have to do with fish/water...i'm including #2 because goldfish have extremely short memory spans..or whatever you call them

i miss you!!!!!!!!!