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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Charlotte!

1. Only one person in two billion will live to be Charlotte.
2. Charlotte has a memory span of three seconds.
3. Half a cup of Charlotte contains only seventeen calories!
4. Charlotte is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
5. The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Charlotte.
6. Charlotte can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
7. Charlotte cannot swim.
8. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Charlotte.
9. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Charlotte.
10. Charlotte has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.

its actually scary how true this is