He was meant to knit. The yarn told me so.
See, I'm on this site called Knitty (knitty.com) that puts out free knitting patterns every so often. One of the
patterns called for a yarn called Miss Priss by a company called Schaefer.
So you see, it was meant to be. *solemn nod*
I'm gonna lay off the soda for the rest of the night. Or go take a nap.