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[gimmethemap]

You ever feel like you've been holding your breath for a long time and it never really occurred to you until just then? I think today's one of those days.

[Private to West]I'd like it if you'd do the evaluation that Rube passed out. You don't have to let me see it if you don't want to

Comments

[emptyyourself]

The melodrama never ends on the good ship Misery.

[gimmethemap]

And we do it just for you.

[emptyyourself]

I don't find that difficult to believe in the least.

Private

[major_west]

I think the entire thing is quite silly.

Sure.

Private - and later

[major_west]

Here:

Inmate Self-Evaluation Form

Name: Major Henry West
Warden’s Name: Morgan Adams

1. How long have you been here? Eighteen months
2. Do you believe you belong here? No
3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? Red
4. How many wardens have you had? 1
5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. I wake up with Billy, shower, we have breakfast together, and then tend to the ferret. I check the journals, then go to the gym, shower, have lunch. I go to the library, read, check the journals, and attend the dinner shift in the kitchen. My evenings are less structured and are none of your business.
6. What job has your warden assigned to you? Kitchen.
7. What was your initial reaction upon meeting your warden? She's a woman.
8. What are your hobbies? Sports, running, cooking, occasional games with Billy, and reading.
9. In one word, how would you describe your warden? Persistent.
10. What is the most important rule to follow, as an inmate? I would hardly tell a Warden that.
11. What is your ideal holiday destination