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You ever feel like you've been holding your breath for a long time and it never really occurred to you until just then? I think today's one of those days.
[Private to West]I'd like it if you'd do the evaluation that Rube passed out. You don't have to let me see it if you don't want to ( Read more... )
[Private to West]I'd like it if you'd do the evaluation that Rube passed out. You don't have to let me see it if you don't want to ( Read more... )
Inmate Self-Evaluation Form
Name: Major Henry West
Warden’s Name: Morgan Adams
1. How long have you been here? Eighteen months
2. Do you believe you belong here? No
3. If you were a color, what color would you be, and why? Red
4. How many wardens have you had? 1
5. Describe your average day aboard the Barge. I wake up with Billy, shower, we have breakfast together, and then tend to the ferret. I check the journals, then go to the gym, shower, have lunch. I go to the library, read, check the journals, and attend the dinner shift in the kitchen. My evenings are less structured and are none of your business.
6. What job has your warden assigned to you? Kitchen.
7. What was your initial reaction upon meeting your warden? She's a woman.
8. What are your hobbies? Sports, running, cooking, occasional games with Billy, and reading.
9. In one word, how would you describe your warden? Persistent.
10. What is the most important rule to follow, as an inmate? I would hardly tell a Warden that.
11. What is your ideal holiday destination? I would like to show Billy around London, prior to the Infection.
12. What is the worst moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? Watching Billy die Becoming Hannah Jim Nothing.
13. What is the best moment you’ve experienced aboard the Barge? Seeing Billy upon my return.
14. Do you feel you have improved since arriving here? Not in any way that would matter to you.
15. How many times have you died? 4, I think. Once back home, once in a port, once in a flood, and once when everybody died.
16. If you were an animal, what animal would you be, and why? An Alsatian?
17. Do you feel that you know your fellow inmates well? Yes
18. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? Smaller ears Nothing.
19. If you could change one thing about your warden, what would it be? Nothing.
20. Do you want to graduate? No.
21. How do you feel? Fine.
Multiple Choice Questions:
1. You discover one warden is a criminal and ought to be an inmate. Do you:
a. Ignore the situation.
b. Report the situation to the Admiral.
c. Plan a riot.
This is a very loaded question and response.
2. Of the choices, which would you prefer for your employment?
a. Lifeguard
b. Law enforcement
c. Computer Technician
d. Sanitation Worker
3. If you could have one of the following historical figures for a warden, which would you choose, based on their ability to do the job capably and fairly? Please research your answer.
a. Abraham Lincoln
b. Socrates
c. Wyatt Earp
d. Che Guevera
None.
Rate the following on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being “Poor” and 10 being “Excellent”.
1. Your warden’s behavior. 7
2. Your warden’s effectiveness. 5
3. Your behavior. 7
4. Your warden’s hygiene and cleanliness. 8
5. Your hygiene and cleanliness. 10
6. The quality of the food. 6
7. Your communication with the wardens in general. 1
8. Your communication with your warden. 5
9. Your warden’s ability to communicate. 7
10. The likelihood that you will graduate within the next six months. 0
Why are you here? You know the answer to that.
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