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[gimme_a_gat]

Some people call me a Space Cowboy, yeah.

Some call me the Gangster of Love.

Some people call me Maurice.

'Cuz I speak of the pompatus of love.I ... have a confession to make! I've been watching someone from afar! There's a totally special person I've been completely infatuated with, but because that special person has a special person of his

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[surf_and_turf]

A-ah? Um...hello? It's nice to meet you? This is so strange.

I'm flattered, really, to think that a perfect stranger would say such things. And the flowers really are beautiful. But...I'm sorry. I can't accept. As a teacher, it's just unethical. I'm nearly ten years older than you. And my boyfriend could kill you in seventeen different ways with just a paperclip.

But don't let this hold you back! The love you are looking for is closer than you think, I'm sure of it!

[gimme_a_gat]

Uwah..! Shot down..! Rejected! No good!

Am I not cute enough? I brushed my hair for this, guy! I... I REALLY TRIED MY BEST I THOUGHT I'D BE TOTALLY IRRESISTABLE. I mean, c'mon!!! Aren't I adorable! I..! I'M TOTALLY FREAKING ADORABLE!

Is it about that other guy?! ANYTHING HE CAN DO I CAN DO YOU ONE MORE, I PROMISE! RUSTY MACKENZIE DOES NOT GIVE UP. DX

My... my age? But.. but I'll always be sixteen! I can't change it, I'm stuck, I ... then you'll never..!!

[surf_and_turf]

Well, I'm glad you brushed your hair. That's certainly a step in the right direction. And um, sure. You're adorable. Like my students.

A-ah, Kakashi, well, yes. I love him. I have for a long time. Rusty, that's very admirable of you to not give up, but I'm sorry. My feelings for Kakashi are not going to change.

Y-you'll always be sixteen? You mean you...oh I'm so sorry! I had no idea! I can't imagine what that must be like, to be stuck like that, you poor thing! I-I've attended the funerals for more than a few of my students, and more friends than I'd like to count, but to think of them all like Hayate and like you, stuck, unchanging...I'm so sorry!

[gimme_a_gat]

Well, that's a start, I guess..

Mmmm. I'LL MAKE YOU LIKE ME TOO! I WILL! EVEN IF IT ISN'T LOVE, I'LL MAKE YOU LIKE ME! I just gotta be near you, Mister..! I can't explain myself and I'm sorry! I JUST GOTTA DO THIS!

At least keep the flowers... I want you to have them! Please! ._.;;

It's tough, Mr. Iruka! It.. It will be so hard to find love when you can't grow up with someone! I don't know what I'm supposed to do! D:

[tigerchewtoy]

Heather: I'm glad the effects of yesterday have worn off. Mr. Mackenzie, would you be /any/ kin to a Jennifer Mackenzie who was a neighbor of mine?

I'm new here, so any friends or familar faces would be quite welcome.

Simon: Damn, she is desparate....