[eight]
Some people call me a Space Cowboy, yeah.
Some call me the Gangster of Love.
Some people call me Maurice.
'Cuz I speak of the pompatus of love.
I ... have a confession to make! I've been watching someone from afar! There's a totally special person I've been completely infatuated with, but because that special person has a special person of his own... I've been so afraid. (So afraid I didn't even realize I harbored these feelings until like, 10 minutes ago! Wow.)
The person... it's...
MR. IRUKA!
I... I know it sounds crazy, but I just can't help myself! I've only just now gathered up the courage to speak to you - I know it's sudden, but please, don't reject my affections! I may be young, but I... I'm infatuated, I can't even begin to understand it! This is so far out! I'VE GOT TO HAVE YOU. What the heck does that other guy got that I don't besides like, a mysterious aura and 2+ extra feet and cool hair! D:
P-please...! TAKE THESE AND MY HEART!! LIKE, FOR SERIOUS, OKAY? I MIGHT SOUND LIKE A FOOL, BUT I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS BEFORE, MAN! IT'S TOO INTENSE FOR ME TO HANDLE. D:
♥,
Rusty Mackenzie