WHOEVER MESSED WITH THE AWESOME GILBERT'S HAIR POTIONS IS A DEAD MAN.

I managed to stay cool and unscathed by the plague of bad hair until I went to the bath! And you know what happened? IT TURNED GREEN. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO GET OUT OF MY ALBINO WHITE HAIR? Okay, so I noticed what was happening and managed to stop it before it ( Read more... )

 I know EXACTLY what's going to appear at the foot of MY bed in the morning!

Oh yeah, what's all this about hallucinations? I mean, I'm not worried or anything. I'm sure it was nothing too bad. I probably scared 'em off, even!

And oh mein gott, Slytherin is going to ANNIHILATE Ravenclaw in the next quidditch match! Can't wait to go watch.
Kesesesese ( Read more... )

 I've got it! My journal! Now you guys won't have to suffer anymore, I can write to you all again. I've been so busy being cool these past four years, it sunk to the bottom of my trunk! I had some extra time to kill during vacation since I stay at the castle (usually by myself) and I managed to find it. 
Anyway, today was my 16th birthday. I feel ( Read more... )