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So my father and I have a fascinating relationship. It goes from laughing and amicable to "IF YOU WERE A BOY I'D BEAT YOU SENSELESS!"

: / I guess I'm lucky my father is a sexist. It works in my favor most of the time.

But  this is actually a story of us acting human, which is kind of rare. I blame the holiday cheer, and I also called him while ( Read more... )

...I'd have to be on twitter and using my cellphone for that ( Read more... )

Friend (12:48:45 AM): oh my god

: some day

: in the future

: (not tomorrow)

: i have to tell you about what happened tonight

: you won't even believe most of it

: LOL

gigglesniper (12:49:24 AM): ....

: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME NOW YOU BITCH

: ?

Friend: because i need you to pester me and remind me to tell you

: but i am too emotionally drained to tell you ( Read more... )

So, it's really not necessarily that I have one. Although I really like things that hold the possibility of killing me.

Like body surfing in the Pacific Northwest. At night.

Again, I really don't want to die, and I think that's why god gave me friends with common sense. Because even though I've made it this far without exerting that power, ( Read more... )

So I have two cats, Ohno and Nino. I DID NOT NAME THEM THEY WERE NAMED OUT OF THE WOMB AND THE NAMES STUCK! I need to preface that only because although I love Ohno Satoshi and Ninomiya Kazunari, I would have rather named one Kimu and the other Taku if I was going to be miss-creepy-fan. I love Kimura Takuya, he is my Japanese George Clooney, and ( Read more... )

I just pulled overtime and was at work from seven am this morning to eight pm  tonight. I've been up since five-thirty. My roommate has a loud stupid laugh that echoes throughout the apartment. I'm so tired my body has this pleasant buzz like I just hyperventilated and I'm about to pass out. It's tingly and REFRESHING!

O.o

So, I'm an office worker ( Read more... )

There are times in a person's life, they meet someone truly special. That person becomes part of you, an extension of your family. I have three very good friends like this. The one I am speaking about however, I didn't really like her initially. I felt she was kind of rude and condescending.

And then one day in college where we had met, we were ( Read more... )

So I have an un-natural love of food. Like, number one sex kink love. We're not talking about your cute little fruits and body chocolate, no, I'm talking about eating mashed potatoes and gravy off the body of my lover food kink. In seriousness though mashed potatoes a la body is pretty gross but it's the best correlation I can think of. With this ( Read more... )

So it is relatively important to understanding my reactions to certain moments, for you to know a little of my history. I am a product of the All American Dysfunctional Family. My dad cheated on my mom, they divorced and she had a break down, the family split apart, etc. Next I am ADHD, which factors into to a lot of my daily life. Third I grew up ( Read more... )