ATTENTION GENTLEMEN OF HOGWARTS
(With the exception of gross people who can't really be considered gentlemen anyway. You know who you are.)
The King of Sexy Himself, Gideon Prewett, has returned from his soul-searching Spirit Walk to give you:

THE BELATED, BLOKES-ONLY BACHELOR BASH
IN HONOR OF AMOS DIGGORY

Where: Gryffindor tower
When: That's still up in ( Read more... )

Hey guys, I'm back from my Spirit Walk.

Oh, and I forgot to tell anyone, I went on a Spirit Walk.

I feel much better now!

Why is Quidditch the only sport we play here? Are there not other decent Wizarding games that aren't based around the threat of falling to your doom?

I think we, as a people, are not so creative as we'd like to think.  I'm inventing a new sport; this could take a long time so nobody panic if I don't come out of my room except to eat, attend classes ( Read more... )

Ok everyone. It's time you all knew.

I'm getting married.

I, Gideon Galvinbrode Prewett, am betrothed to the most beautiful, radiant, delicious and sexy-when-drunk reincarnation of Aphrodite the Goddess of Love. We are getting married. Possibly in Spain.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

ANDIE. WHAT. THE FUCK.

HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS? APPARENTLY ALL OF HUFFLEPUFF WAS UP ON THE INFORMATION, BUT NOT ME.
I AM NOT AMUSED.

ANDIE

I am in urgent, immediate and very manly need of reassurance.

Everyone seems to be drunk. Huh.

Well ladies and blokes who can't afford a barber, I'm available to hold your hair back while you vomit, for a fee of three sickles.

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Does anyone know how to transfigure the percentage on an Arithmancy assignment?

I knew this was going to happen. I knew it.

Er, no cause for alarm here but- uh. It seems Samantha has gone missing. Not to worry though! She isn't quite deadly.

Just... if any of you lot happen to see a tarantula the size of your hand, give me a shout, yeah?

I'm not going to put up any pictures of myself, firstly because I don't have any and secondly because you don't need pictures to see me, I live here, you can see me any time.

That being said, I'll be in the Great Hall from 5-6, if anyone wants to spend some quality time looking.