Silly Crack!fic Thing

[giddy_london]

Title: A Tale of Two Titties: Or Why Elijah and Billy Were Not at the King Kong Premiere
Author: the1elf
Pairing: Lorraine's Breasts and Billy/Elijah
A/N: A wee crack-y dialogue ficlet of 165-ish words. Inspired by

Comments

[dizzydame]

LMAO. I love it! :D

[giddy_london]

I'm retarded omg. I can't believe Kerry encouraged me to demanded that I write this...

[ditchwitchbitch]

bwhahaha!

“Does this dress make me look fat?” Oh good god.

[giddy_london]

*facepalm*

Well, the dress doesn't make her look fat.

I can't believe you made me write this.

[ditchwitchbitch]

I DID NOT TELL YOU TO WRITE THIS.

[giddy_london]

YES YOU DID! DOES THIS SOUND FAMILIAR?

Fuck teh crack. WRITE THAT.

SEE! YOU DID TOO!

[precious_rosie]

*shakes head sadly*

Ye Gods! What have I started??!! ;-)

[giddy_london]

*looks innocent* Wot?

Hee! It was you and Kerry if that makes you feel better...

[ditchwitchbitch]

WENCH. You must take some responsibility omg.

You know my theory... I e-mailed you a ficlet, even.

[giddy_london]

GUTTER WHORE. No I mustn't.

Which you should post and stuff because it was good.

[lisabellex]

Hehe. I think you could be onto something here...

Nice one!

:D

[giddy_london]

It was a good theory, yes, credit for which goes to precious_rosie. I just got forced into writing it...

But thank you. :D

[msmollusk]

*shoves HOT GAY SEXING billy and lij down bra to make breasteses look bigger* Ooh, that tickles.

Was grreeeaaat! :D Lurve teh crack. *g*

[giddy_london]

Hee! You rescued them!

Hehehe. Kerry made me. And I kinda wanted to. Very sad there was no Billy and no Lij though.