I wish I wrote fortune cookies.

Aug 25, 2008 00:51

- You will sleep well tonight in bed ( Read more... )

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rdbelcher August 25 2008, 15:24:54 UTC
- That wasn't pork.
- You're adopted.
- Your date is swimming with diseases.
- Hey! There is a spider on your back.
- [No fortune, just a black slip of paper]
- Agent: the mission will proceed as per plan H21.
- Lucky Numbers: N/A

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juxtapose_42 August 25 2008, 15:49:13 UTC
- This fortune will self-destruct in five seconds.
- Help I'm trapped in a fortune cookie company!
- You're 'it'.

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kotukawi August 25 2008, 16:24:36 UTC
- Ouch! You just broke me in half! THE PAIN!
- If you do not pass this fortune onto at least seven people within 24 hours, you will have bad luck the rest of your life.
- It's dangerous to go alone. Take me!
- I know your future; trust me, you do NOT want to know.
- Please dial 1-900-FORTUNE to get your real fortune. $1.99 the first minute, 99¢ each additional minute. Operators are standing by.

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karak August 25 2008, 18:20:21 UTC
- We are unable to process your fortune at this time.
- DON'T PANIC!
- Your child will be born with three arms.
- I ate a cookie and all I got was this lousy fortune.
- IM IN UR COOKY, EETN YUR FORTUNZ!

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