I wish I wrote fortune cookies.
- You will sleep well tonight in bed.
- You will soon travel to the isle of Naboombu.
- Bed.
- Don't react to this message. You are being watched, and you are in great danger.
- He knows.
- Thank you customer! But your fortune is in another cookie!
- At exactly 5:47 tomorrow evening, a red toyota prius will cut you off on your commute home.
- Rotate all fortunes one seat clockwise, and destroy this fortune.
- The sweet and sour pork was poisoned.
- There's something on the wing of the plane!!! (from Shawna)
- You will soon travel to the isle of Naboombu.
- Bed.
- Don't react to this message. You are being watched, and you are in great danger.
- He knows.
- Thank you customer! But your fortune is in another cookie!
- At exactly 5:47 tomorrow evening, a red toyota prius will cut you off on your commute home.
- Rotate all fortunes one seat clockwise, and destroy this fortune.
- The sweet and sour pork was poisoned.
- There's something on the wing of the plane!!! (from Shawna)