C...Carbon
You scored 20 Mass, 37 Electronegativity, 51 Metal, and 70 Radioactivity!

Nobody understands you... no, not even organic chemists. The social individualist. You like your attention... but not TOO MUCH attention. You are able to form incredibly close relationships with many individuals, but you don't really get along with preexisting ( Read more... )

The chicken didn't really die, but was in a hypothermic coma. The lady did CPR on the chicken for 3 hours and the chicken lived. I almost cried.

I'm so bored right now that I'm watching a documentary about chickens. There's this crazy lady who owns lots of chickens, and during a snowstorm she brought them all into her house. One of them got caught in the snow and died, so she had a funeral for it. It was very touching.

Attila the Hoover
You blew it with 36 out of 40. The number is pretty meaningless.

Jesus Mary and Joseph! You're eager to please, a wild hellcat and a total lunatic in bed. The wilder guys must totally love you. While I certainly can't fault you one bit, I might suggest slowing down once and a while. It's great to please a guy, but it's also ( Read more... )

Lil Miss Spread-em
Congratulations! You scored 21!

You know what's good for you...a whole lot of fucking...and you know how to spread 'em...LIKE BUTTA!You like to get freaky, but just with the right people. You have a good sense of what others want and know how to give it to them. Bur, you don't just settle for that. You LOVE receiving just as ( Read more... )

Typical Scorpio
You are 83% Scorpio!

MMm, i'd have to say you are a very typical scorpio. Now....go find yourself a pisces :D Okay, now that you have your result...I DEMAND that you rate my test! :P

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:


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The Poser Geek
You answered 49% of the questions as a geek truly would.

As a poser geek, you're trying too damned hard. There's a strong possibility that you think you're a geek because you own your own computer, however you're truly missing the bigger picture. You aspirations of being a geek mainly come from your friends, who are probably ( Read more... )

HURRAY!!! I am free from my serial-killer stalker!!!

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Raw-Sex-In-A-Bottle
Alright!! You scored 82$%! Way to go, maybe..

How the hell did you manage to get this high? I am definitely impressed! You're like one of those guys in the romance novels.. amazing, skilled, and oh-so-fuckable. I'm surprised that the girls haven't screwed you silly! xD You'd probably be good in a relationship. Or ( Read more... )