pfuh

[gibbous]

So there's this game you can download on your phone. It's a game where the object is to "survive high school." Apparently this means "slack off on homework, make it on the football team, and fuck as many girls as possible."

Gee, last time I checked, weren't schools for learning?

Humanity sucks balls.

eta: allotrios is currently attempting to lose said

Comments

[acrasie]

You can download games onto your phone? I haven't opened my phone to do anything other than dial or answer a call in years.

[gibbous]

It's possible. I had Tetris and a D&D-esque type RPG on my first flip phone. This game's on hers, though. Thank God she didn't pay for it. Though we are getting a few good laughs because the character's dating a goth chick and everyone hates him 'cause he's supersmart.

[acrasie]

Wow.

[quidditchmaster]

the character's dating a goth chick and everyone hates him 'cause he's supersmart.

SOUNDS LIKE REAL LIFE TO ME!

[ignorminious]

Hmmm, looks like on their criteria I failed school badly ....