pfuh

[gibbous]

So there's this game you can download on your phone. It's a game where the object is to "survive high school." Apparently this means "slack off on homework, make it on the football team, and fuck as many girls as possible."

Gee, last time I checked, weren't schools for learning?

Humanity sucks balls.

eta: allotrios is currently attempting to lose said game by paying attention in class and doing homework. Score.