I think 50 percent of my live journal friends speak russian...

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Dear Dominums

Those who do not know.
SPARKLE MAG ISSUE THREE IS OUT

http://www.sparkle-mag.comWe're selling it for 5 bucks online, but if you really want one for less money, mail me two dollars, or actually anything, and ill mail you back a pristine issue of sparkle mag ( Read more... )

My first life I was a son of a roman ambassador. I always smelled of dust and I died of scarlet fever before I was a teenager ( Read more... )

On the way home from my friends house I accidentally road down crack corner (12th and Chicon?) I didnt realize till this crazy zombie lady looked at me and told me to come over. I was on my head set with my friend Scott. I was like "Oh no, Oh no, oh no!" I quickly turn around my bike and this bitch tries to throw a rock at me. EEEE!!!!

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At least one of these things are true

Things I did or will do.

Light a box of hair in a field near my house

Catch a witch in a creek and demand an iberian tongue

Pick my sister up in San Antonio

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