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Much has happened during my LJ absence and maybe I'll write about that later, but for now, lemme tell ya a little something that happened to me yesterday. Have you ever seen that episode of Seinfeld with George and the pigeons? When he runs over the pigeon with his car and he’s yelling “WE HAD AN AGREEMENT! WE HAD AN AGREEMENT!” (The agreement ( Read more... )

back when i used to was young, my friend amanda's family used to live in the apartment directly above mine. she was whatever-one-level-down-from-prodigy-is in piano. she would play incredibly difficult pieces from schubert when she was only 8 or so. it was so weird seeing her tiny hands fly over the keyboard. there was one piece in particular ( Read more... )

this is possibly the cutest thing i've ever seen

http://www.hrtwrk.com/video/gooddoctor.mov

do you ever get the urge to clean every surface/crevice/cranny of your place? like all of a sudden, the dustbunnies are glaringly apparent and are actually starting to taunt you? i dont often get this feeling but when i do, i go to town on those badboys. im talkin 6 loads of laundry,reorganizing all my clothes, vacuuming, wiping down all around and ( Read more... )

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when your friends drunk call you at 3am, but forget that you're 3 hours ahead, well...that's love right there ( Read more... )

there are so much ferrer rocher and see's candies boxes in my house, even augustus gloop would be impressed ( Read more... )

me: my best friend is telling me how it's so warm and nice in LA that she went to the beach yesterday
me: bitches
uzi: u should mail her a snowball
uzi: a dirty one from the alley
uzi: and be like "merry fuckin xmas"

that's it. i motherfuckin hate this city ( Read more... )